Thursday, December 31, 2009
Scoop McQuack reporting from deep inside enemy territory....the Buckeye bullseye...Columbus, Ohio.
Not much to see here yet.....a bunch a people wearing red, but looking kind of dazed....almost as if they cannot believe they're beloved nuts are going to have to face the Mighty Oregon Ducks tomorrow.
Your intrepid reporter will boldly plant the flag in a sports bar just off the Ohio State campus tomorrow afternoon. If I you don't hear from me after the game.....it means that I didn't make it out alive. The crazed Buckeye fans, after suffering a humiliating defeat at the hands of the webfeet...turned on the nearest target to vent their inhuman rage......
I will not go down without a fight!