- Taoism: Shit Happens
- Hinduism: This Shit Happened Before
- Islam: If Shit Happens, Take A Hostage
- Buddhism: When Shit Happens Is It Really Shit?
- Seventh Day Adventist: Shit Happens On Saturday
- Protestantism: Shit Won't Happen If I Work Harder
- Catholicism: If Shit Happens, I Deserve It
- Jehovah's Witness: Knock, Knock, "Shit Happens"
- Judaism: Why Does Shit Always Happen To Me?
- Hare Krishna: Shit Happens Rama Rama Ding Dong
- Atheism: No Shit
- T.V. Evangelism: Send More Shit
- Rastafarianism: Let's Smoke This Shit
From Skepticaleye
Odd, that the only one which is really sort of off is the characterization of Islam.
ReplyDeleteIslamic theology sort of rests on the premise, "Shit happens, live with it and be happy any way..."
Atheism: Shit happens and then you die
ReplyDeleteMy Islamic friends just want to live a life that is pleasing to Allah. What some of them think is pleasing to Allah is another story.
ReplyDeleteI do think Allah giggles as we all do when someone steps in a pile of shit though.
New Ageism: My shit floats.
ReplyDeleteVeganism: That shit needs more fiber.
Wiccans: You'll shit until I remove my spell.