And two quotes seem unbelievably appropriate for my life:
Ever notices how you come across somebody once in a while that you shouldn't have fucked with?......That's me.and
You're wrong, eggroll, I know exactly what I'm talking about. I may not be the most pleasant person to be around, but I got the best woman who was ever on this planet to marry me. I worked at it. It was the best thing ever happened to me, hands down.