Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Be Prepared.......and Afraid....

Make no mistake about it, the Zombie apocalypse is coming! Will you be ready? Are you prepared? Buy Max Brook's comprehensive survival guide and start stockpiling food and ammo, and discuss your emergency evacuation plan with your family. No time to waste!
While you're waiting for Amazon to ship your book, memorize these 10 simple rules:
Organize before they rise!
They feel no fear, why should you?
Use your head: cut off theirs.
Blades don’t need reloading.
Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
No place is safe, only safer.
The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.
More Zombie updates as they are warranted. Stay tuned.....

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