For those of you who are sure you're actually going to be raptured, I'd suggest you wear sky blue clothing since many of us will be down here with shotguns and itchy trigger fingers and not only Ted Nugent. Don't be an easy target. Don't dress like a duck or a zombie.
Here are a few tips:
1) Refrain from drinking liquids after 3:00 PM, there are no rest stops along the way and God doesn't like to pull over.
2) Say goodbye to us sinners before leaving the atmosphere. In Space, no one can hear you scream.
3) Bring a firearm. There will lots of traffic and that means road rage.
4) And behave yourself -- don't make God stop the car and come back there!
Friday, May 20, 2011
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