Friday, August 24, 2012
Reposting this one again, because I am thinking of trying to get a smaller version.....one that could fit on the back of my helmet. I figured something like this might be a better fit because a sticker stating:
HEY ASSHOLE, IT'S CALLED THE PASSING LANE FOR A REASON...AND THOSE "SLOWER TRAFFIC KEEP RIGHT" SIGNS...YEAH, THAT VIRGINIA STATE LAW YOU OXYGEN THIEF. BUT YOU'LL BE IN GOOD COMPANY BECAUSE THE TOOL WHO JUST CUT ME OFF INSTEAD OF WAITING 3 SECONDS TO PULL INTO THE 1 1/2 MILE STRETCH OF OPEN ROAD BEHIND ME IS COMING TO JOIN YOUR SNAIL PARADE. I WOULDN'T WANT YOUR TEXTING AND LOOKING AT YOUR PASSENGER WHILE TO BLATHER ON, TO GET IN THE WAY OF YOUR DRIVING...YOU KNOW, WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING...BUT COULD YOU JUST THIS ONCE SHOW SOME COMMON DAMN COURTESY...THE SAME THAT YOU WOULD EXPECT FROM SOMEONE IN THE PASSING LANE IN FRONT OF YOU, DRIVING BELOW THE FRICKEN SPEED LIMIT? NO? OK THEN...HAVE A NICE DAY....DICK.
You might be able to sense that I rode the bike into work today.....